Happy Spanking Day

Username17 · Post by **Username17** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:52 pm

So today in Czechia it was the spanking festival. That's where men and young boys wander around with special braided sticks and swat pretty women and girls on the butt with them. Then there is much drinking of alcohol and eating of chocolate.

I provided "pomlazka" (spankings with a stick of braided willow branches) to both my Czech teacher and my girlfriend (who is also a teacher at my school, but not mine). I do not feel sufficiently assimilated to swat random sexy ladies on the ass, even on Easter Monday. But I am now assimilated enough that I can smile and do nothing while young men swat highschool girls on the butt during train rides.

Still, living the dream. Assuming for the moment that "the dream" is "swatting sexy teachers on the ass with a stick and getting thanked for it with chocolate and booze."

-Username17

NineInchNall · Post by **NineInchNall** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:15 pm

That is ludicrously awesome.

CatharzGodfoot · Post by **CatharzGodfoot** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:23 pm

My hat goes off to you, sir. :tiphat:

I think my wife is a little jealous.

NineInchNall · Post by **NineInchNall** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:42 pm

I just grilled my Slovakian friend about it. His descriptions and anecdotes made me totally crack up.

Surgo · Post by **Surgo** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:03 pm

What on earth is the origin of this?

Username17 · Post by **Username17** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:12 pm

Surgo wrote:What on earth is the origin of this?

I speculate on that subject on my blog.

-Username17

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:09 am

A public holiday I can get behind.

DragonChild · Post by **DragonChild** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:07 am

Every day should be spanking day.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:03 am

DragonChild wrote:Every day should be spanking day.

For some people, it is.

Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:28 am

Maj beat me to it.

Mask_De_H · Post by **Mask_De_H** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:18 pm

Koumei wrote:A public holiday I can get behind.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~!

Utterfail · Post by **Utterfail** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:41 pm

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Maj beat me to it.

Hah, she beat you to it?

CatharzGodfoot · Post by **CatharzGodfoot** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:34 am

Utterfail wrote:
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Maj beat me to it.
Hah, she beat you to it?

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:37 am

Mask_De_H wrote:
Koumei wrote:A public holiday I can get behind.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~!

Good point.

Now that's a public holiday...

*sunglasses*

...I can really get behind.

Count Arioch the 28th · Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:38 pm

CatharzGodfoot wrote:
Utterfail wrote:
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Maj beat me to it.
Hah, she beat you to it?

Just to clarify, I have never spanked Maj, nor her me. If either occurred, that would create problems with her husband.

And I won't do any idiotic internet tough-guy posturing, but we'd probably end up destroying half of Tokyo before one of us won the fight.

ckafrica · Post by **ckafrica** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:50 am

My favorite Holiday is September 12

Draco_Argentum · Post by **Draco_Argentum** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:53 am

And like all good monster fights it would occur in Tokyo.